You just keep trying until you run out of cake…

Hello Internet, it’s your best friend, Charlie. I haven’t written anything since last Tuesday. Wow, way to fail there, Kilcrease. I know that some of you have been wondering if I was ever going to write again, and to those two or three people, I say that I am back and writing now! I have been in a total creative slump lately. I blame it on school starting back and killing my creative vibes for a few days, but I have been trying to get back in my weird, creative, writerly place. I think I have done that. I’ve been working on a short story that I will hopefully put on here tomorrow. The key word there is hopefully. So, as the song says, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake! What happens when you run out of cake? Well, you run out of cake, duh. Awww, now I’m sad. Me too, but, hey, you know what will cheer you up?! What? Cake! I has some in the kitchen! It’s delicous and moist and totally not a lie! Awesome, let’s go! Oh wait, first you have to throw your Weighted Companion Cube in the incinerator. Why? I love my Companion Cube! It never tried to stab me! Yeah, but, there’s a door to the kitchen that Cube can’t go through. Why? Look, it’s okay, just burn it, and you can have cake! It’s not a lie! Ok, I’m going to stop here, because the joke has stopped being funny even to me… I can’t say that. It’s still hilarious! But, if you want more hilarity like that, go buy Portal, the game I stole most of that from. It is insanely fun and hilarious. I am going to stop, though. I am going to stop and walk away. Nothing you can say is going to bring me back… except “Hey, I have a million dollars for you! In diamonds! And they’re encrusted on a 58′ Les Paul! I have a diamond encrusted 58′ Gibson Les Paul worth a million dollars for you if you come back!” There, that is my price. You have one day to decide.